Deepavali Sms

There are
Three kinds of People

Those who can Count
and
Those Who Can’t.

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Ultimate Answer:

while changing a JOB:

Interviewer: Why did You
Leave your Last Job???

Irish: The Company
Shifted the Office
and they Didn’t
Tell me Where???

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A Thought:-

LIFE is like CHESS
No ONE Ever WON a GAME
of Chess by
Making only
FORWARD MOVES…
Sometimes You
HAVE to Move
BACKWARD to Get a
BETTER Froward STEP…

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Cricket Joke sms

SEHWAG wife: en purusan narukkunu nalu shot adiparu appurum out ayyiduvaru.
SACHIN wife- en purasan shot adika arambicharna century podama nirutha mattaru.
GANGULY wife- en purusan silent ah irrunthalum , shot ellam violent ah irrukum.
DRAVID wife- en purusan shot adikkavum mattaru, out agavum mattaru, thadivi kitta irupparu 
KUMBLE wife- ball a thaan thei theinu theikuraru, bat'a thukave mataru.

Cute Tamil SMS

U vs ME:
Naan-Nerruppu
Nee -Aduppu
Naan-Aagayam
Nee -Vengayam
Naan-Irumbu
Nee -Thurumbu
Tension aagadha.Silenta neeyum forward
panniko.

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Vara Vara Indha
PEAYI PISAASUNGA Tholla
Thaanga Mudiyala Paa…

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Uranga Manamillai
NINAIVIL Nee…
Uranginaal Vizhikka
Manamillai KANAVIL Nee…

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Mazhaikum
veyilkum enna difference. . .?
1
2
3
4
Ans:
mazhaiyil shreya dance aaduva. . .
Veayilil Bhavana dance aaduvaa..

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hai Poove nee ennai maranthalum naan unnai marapathum ellai verupathum illai

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?( “._.” )?
>”)(“<
,,,(“)(“),,,
Time aaiduchu,
” Pei ” vara
Neram aachu Seekiram poi Mugatha moodi Paduthuko,ilana,Pavam “Pei”
bayandudum!

CUTE SMS

A boy’s eye is faster dan Google in searching beautiful girl in a crowd
but
A boy’s heart is slower dan Govt bus, while proposing a girl whom he truely LOVES.

Bank Jokes

Orutharukku Bank-la irundhu notice vanthuchu…

“Sir, Ungaloda credit card thriudu poi irukku…

aanal, neenga innum oru report- kooda kudukkalayea Ean sir???”

Atharku andha Person-oda reply….

“Adhu thirudu ponadhu romba sandhosamdhanga….

Ean-na andha thirudan ennoda wife-i vida limit-ta dhan

Selavu panran….”

College Life SmS

In exam hall, boy asked girl,
‘Tell me d starting of Dis answer. I’ll den manage on my own’.
After long hesitation silently she said,
‘THE’. 
Boy: Ellam en neram de.

Exam jokes

Yo boys.. i'm write msg ! Semester time msg; Flop msg
Why This Kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Di!!

Maama hall ticket eduthuko apdiye kaila bit eduthuko
papa papaan papa papaan pa papa paa papapaan
seriyaa vaasi

Handla book-u, book la stuff-u, eyes full-aa-tear-u 
Empty brain-u , questn paper come-u , life reverse gearru

God i am dying now-u , invigilator is happy how-u
This-u song-u for engineersu; we dont have a choice-u

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Di!!

KALLORI KAVITHAI

`Kalamelam kalayadha ninaivugal…..

`Karpanayil karaindha nodigal…..

`Kalangaveitha nam natpin pirivugal

Ivai ellam ,

`Kadandhu vandha nam kallori naatkalin marayadha

“Nigalvugal”……

Advice SMS

Unnudan Sandai Podum Idhayathai
Veruthu Vidathe...,
Avargalai Vida Veru Yaralum Unnai
Unmayaga Nesika Mudiyathu...
It's True :-).

Abbreviation SMS

SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.